- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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