- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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