Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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