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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Tunechi

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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