How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

hextech crafting too opieop

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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