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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Good job, son.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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