a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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whats white jizz

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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