- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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