What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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