- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Neil is a reterd.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

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