- Anti Joke

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

knock knock come in

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.