what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Grace Ackerson

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Japan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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