How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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smell the vitamin C

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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I C U P White stuff

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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