- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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