youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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