- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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