why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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In Soviet Russia, this joke is an anti-joke.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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