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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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