what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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