- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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