- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

WILLYS

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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