- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What is 9+10? 19

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A jew enters a mall.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Knock Knock Who's there

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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