- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Poker face

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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