The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

This is a random Anti joke.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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