- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

will you like this joke my sources say no

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Yo Mama just died.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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