- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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