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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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