- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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