- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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