knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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