A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Connor is homo

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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