- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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