I don't get it

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

Steve Jobs is alive.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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