Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

We found a cure for cancer. Death

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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