Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

woman's rights

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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