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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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