What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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