Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Andoni was here

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

A Mormon walks into a bar

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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