- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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