What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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Alchohol.

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knock knock who's there ?

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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