- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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