How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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