- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Potassium? K.

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