- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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