- Anti Joke

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.