- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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