- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

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