What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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women rights

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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