How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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