- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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