You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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SHUT UP JP

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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