He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

Anti Joke

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