- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Asians.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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