- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Tony Romo

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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