- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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