- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

I like poop in my butt

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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