- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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