- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

knock knock who's there? faith

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

justin beiber sucks

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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