Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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