Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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learn. advance!

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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What is cowboy say

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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