- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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