- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Women's rights

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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