- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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