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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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