Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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