- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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