Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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