- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

A hill billy went fishing

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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