- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

A blind man walks into a library.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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