- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

A hill billy went fishing

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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