- Anti Joke

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.