- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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