- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

A dancer walks into a barre

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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