- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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