Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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