- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Knock knock Fuck off!

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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