why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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