- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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so...um, yeah

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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