- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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