- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

penis. nuff said.

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