- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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