Anyone can post anything.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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A guy walks into a bar

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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j.p. is dumb

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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