Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Beka has AIDS

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Please ignore this statement.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

I'm Polish.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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