- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

im not food

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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