there once was a frog with no leggs

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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i found waldo.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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