Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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