Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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someone called someone else a frog

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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