What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Your Mom The End.

Dumbledore dies.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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