- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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